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6 ways the Great British Bake Off changed me

One day I got home and my boyfriend looked excited.

I immediately compiled a mental list of possible reasons and realized that the most likely ones wouldn’t really be relevant to me.


“I found an amazing tv show!”, he exclaimed, and my mind flashed back to fifty-seven different conversations proving how our tv tastes can often diverge.



– “What’s it about?”

– “It’s a reality show about a bunch of amateur British bakers who take part in a baking competition! Every week there are baking challenges and one of the contestants gets eliminated!”

I was shocked.

Ages ago I wanted to write a tv series about a group of elders who tour the United States on a bus and take part in Bridge competitions. It would have been a mesmerizing mix of Golden Girls and Friday Night Lights. Then I was reminded by pretty much everyone that old people and card games aren’t on anybody’s radar and that no network – “NOT EVEN HBO” – would ever consider producing that.

So there I was, years later, hearing from the mouth of my very boyfriend that BBC is airing a show about baking stuff and that retired housewives are not the only ones watching it.

But I decided I would give The Great British Bake Off a try. I watched the first couple of episodes from a distract, skeptical distance until it actually grew on me. And then came love. And then came obsession. And then I realized all the alarming ways this show has changed me, possibly forever,  and decided to enlist them here.

1) The GBBO made me a bipolar viewer


Serialized storytelling can make our experience with tv shows pretty consistent. If I approach a new episode of The Leftovers I know, as a fan of the show, that it’s  going to be sixty minutes of perfect, dark, heartbreaking writing about the human condition and in the same way I’d expect nothing but silly, funny entertainment from New Girl.

GBBO is different. At the beginning of each episode I see some middle-age woman going through the technical challenge as if she was on a space mission to save the earth from its collision with an asteroid and I joyfully roll my eyes at her. I gaze at her frightened look when she’s about to open the oven and remind her vocally that she’s baking biscotti and not a cure to AIDS.

20 minutes later, of course,  I’m lying on my couch in fetal position, crying my eyes out because someone’s scones turned out underbaked and I’d give everything I have to fix their mistake.

GBBO is a weird, emotional roller coaster, the kryptonite to my sarcasm and it’s like I never learn my lesson.

2) The GBBO made me obsessed with Mary Berry

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Dear Queen Elizabeth, you’re lucky that England is into aristocracies and not meritocracies otherwise you’d be in trouble.

Because seriously, isn’t Mary Berry the most extraordinary woman who’s ever lived?  She’s had an incredible life and at age 80 she keeps delighting our existences with an outstanding fashion sense, sacred recipe books and the loveliest personality.

Also, the lady created her OWN BRAND OF SALAD DRESSING.

In case you don’t know her, let yourself be moved by the beautiful poetry of this YouTube video.

3) The GBBO elevated my taste in food

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Food used to be the one thing I wasn’t demanding about.

I could  have spent hours destroying your favourite bands and then show enthusiasm towards absolutely anything you’d cooked; dead or alive; healthy or unhealthy; frozen or fresh.

But then cooking shows started existing and made us all suddenly food critics. If my boyfriend decides to make pancakes for breakfast I won’t devour three in a row, jump up and down like a teletubby and tell him how amazing they were. Not anymore. I will instead cut a microscopic portion out of them, chew it with a focused, professional look and say: “They are goood….but you won’t be star baker this week”.

I’ll be opinionated. I’ll throw judgmental looks at my friends’ pies’ soggy bottoms. I’ll voice disappointment every time a cake has less than 13 layers and is not shaped like a windmill/monument.

Most of all, I will limit myself  in ways that I had never done before.


4) The GBBO made me find true (tv) love

o-GREAT-BRITISH-BAKE-OFF-570 In the latest edition of the show there was one contestant – namely Tamal Ray – who was clearly perfect in any  imaginable way. Cute, doctor, amazing baker, sensitive and humorous, Tamal won my heart on the very first episode and on the day I found out he’s gay I lost it.  

The next thing I remember is a British man in a uniform shooting me with a tranquilizer gun and being extradited from the UK forever.

I then went home to my real boyfriend, admitted  my mistakes and wrote eternal vows to him

5) The GBBO made me differently appreciative

gbbo paul handshake Why complimenting people’s culinary successes with words when you can go to them and awkwardly shake their hand?  

6) The GBBO made me want to cook more

I am a real, true disaster in the kitchen but the Great British Bake Off still made me want to try harder, give my best, experiment and treat cooking like the art that is. Then cry, give up and order sushi on the internet.

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Federico is a human love letter to the internet. His favourite activities include: hypochondriasis, a tragic vision of the future and lowering his life expectancy one pastry at a time. You can stalk him on TWITTER / FACEBOOK / INSTAGRAM

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