I’d like to pretend this is not embarrassing news for a second, but life is too short to lie to ourselves.
Deep down I know that if being on the radio is anything like speaking on the phone, we may -Houston – have a problem, ’cause everybody including my mom agrees on the fact that I am a terrible phone partner.
If you decide to listen to the program (it’s a free country, who am I to stop you?) I strongly advise you buy a bottle of something to go with it and take part in the following drinking game.
DRINK ONE SHOT every time I generate an awkwardly long silence
DRINK ONE SHOT every time my English is bad
DRINK ONE SHOT every time I sound lost and confused
DRINK ENTIRE BOTTLE if I start crying
At least you won’t be able to see my hair.