Home (Forever)Alone

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This year I decided to send out Xmas greeting cards to my distant friends. I designed them myself and got them printed out, so I think I can say I put some effort in there.

When the time to write the message inside came, I was completely out of time and ideas, so I decided to write the same thing to everyone. It’s a quote from the movie Home Alone (which I might be totally obsessed about), more specifically from this scene:

Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. And a happy new year!

I mean, that’s catchy, fun, and universally known! Or so I thought. But let’s have a look at the statistics:

PERCENTAGE OF FRIENDS WHO GOT THE QUOTE: 0%

PERCENTAGE OF FRIENDS WHO THINK I’M AN HORRIBLE PERSON: 100%

Forever Alone.

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6 Comments

  1. Il Champignoni

    Whaaaat!!! I thought i had received a unique piece of art!!! .____. I did think it was probably a quote from somewhere but of course didn’t know from where ^^

  2. ebe

    This Christmas card is clearly a work of genius. As we just spent the last month watching loads of Christmas movies (including all 3 Home Alone, 2 in German) we would have totally got it. Fellow geniuses.

    • Fede

      Oh, Ebe, you’re the perfect human beings! Next year I’m gonna send one to you so at least someone will get my messages! :D

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