I recently found out that my boyfriend has never seen Dirty Dancing and a part of me died forever.
The only thing I can do is honoring this undiscussable masterpiece and its protagonist with a quiz.
Can you lick your elbow?
A) I cannot. I’m a failure.
B) Nothing’s impossible. Believe in your dreams.
C) Sure! Haven’t you seen my latest Facebook Album?
D) No, but I can lick yours if you let me
You run into that boy you have a crush on. You:
A) Pretend you are your lesbian twin sister
B) Smile. That’s how simple it is.
C) Confess him that he vaguely reminds you of Hitler
D) Mention that cheap hotel just across the street and wink
Your dream job:
A) I don’t dream.
B) Professional dancer
C) Mystery Shopper
D) Italian Parliamentarian
At the Karaoke you pick:
A) These songs are all too cheerful. I’m going home.
B) Beautiful by Christina Aguilera
C) Your favourite Disney song
D) The song is not important,as long as you can fake a fellatio with the microphone
First thing you notice in a potential love interest:
A) How incredibly out of your reach they are
B) The smile
C) The words they use
D) Size. Of everything. Nothing else matters.
(with low quality images ’cause I am lazy and this is not Buzzfeed)
Majority of A – BABY IN A CORNER
It looks like your fears and insecurities pushed you in a corner and you’re waiting for a knight with a shiny armour to come and save you.
But here’s the thing: nobody can drag you out of that corner except yourself. You better start fighting back.
Majority of B – FLYING BABY
Fly, Baby, fly!
Majority of C – I CARRIED A WATERMELON BABY
Everyone except your mom thinks that you’re weird.
Good thing is: after a certain age “weird” becomes “unconventional” and you may actually end up being kinda cool.
Hang in there!
Majority of D – DIRTY BABY DANCING
Embracing your sexuality is one thing and using it in order to achieve your goals is another. Doing so makes you look like a fool and takes away the fun of using your brain.
You should stop.
Unless you’re dumb, in which case I don’t see anything wrong with it.