It’s my party and I abruptly quit my job if I want to

Two weeks ago I turned 30.

Also, I quit my job. Not on the exact same day and not without having a plan B (FYI: I’m now working for Shopalike.it – YAY!), but it did nevertheless feel sudden and unsettling.

Over time the company changed names, faces, direction and pretty much everything you can think of, but I worked there for almost four years (way longer than my longest relationship!) and leaving was bittersweet.

What happened is that I got interviewed, was given the new job, resigned and BAM – two weeks later I was out of the door.

Since I haven’t had the time to properly mourn, I decided to write this post. It’s about the weirdest stuff I found on my very messy Desktop on my last day at the old job.

It feels like the boring flashback episode of a 90s sit-com, but what can you do about it?

A thoughtful (and creepy) Valentine’s Day Card

valetine day card

The day I considered a career change and researched hairdressers specialized in horses

balck-shet

The day Google fueled my fear of flying

bot_test

The day I ate chocolate in my sleep

chocolate

Proof that Andy Fixmer knows about cute dinosaurs

cute_dinosaurs2

Proof that I’m not OK

gum
Articulated opinions
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The day I linked this video to my co-workers and what the reaction was

jess

Trivia: Marcela is now the CEO of Latin City Pass, a company that gives you cool discounts in El Salvador.

The day Kristin made a shocking confession

lesbian_in_spanish

 

The day Google had a heart

panda_update2

The day I unsuccessfully pitched revolutionary interior design ideas to my co-workers

power_rangers

The day someone got my back

reference

The day Simone gave me a present

regalo

The day I don’t remember the story behind this but it must be nasty

slut_score

The day we found out our internal chat system had a drawing function and things went out of hand

suck_my_shit

Clearly, that was Carine’s touch.

The day I found the personal web page of two dogs named Tiffany D’Ivandry and Cassiopea Heart of Cream

tiffany

My last day

Me
I don’t wanna make a big deal out of my last meal here.

Catherine
Jesus did.

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Federico is a human love letter to the internet. His favourite activities include: hypochondriasis, a tragic vision of the future and lowering his life expectancy one pastry at a time. You can stalk him on TWITTER / FACEBOOK / INSTAGRAM


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8 Comments

  1. Kris

    I laughed so hard I cried. The Slut Visibility got me good. And the Lalalala story is a classic joke nowadays, published in international joke books, from California to New Zealand.

  2. Thank you Fede ! The chat system is my best working souvenir of 2014 so far !! I wonder if I didn’t let it as a desktop picture on my computer … SURVIVOR !!!!

    • Fede

      I’ll tell you about the souvenir I left as soon as we see each other :D

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